Got some cash that’s weighing your pants down? Liberate that green and treat yourself to a luxury holiday. Everyone loves to spend money – whether it’s on a luxury watch or a brand new car, so why skimp on travel too?
This is not a guide to being thrifty and getting the most bang for your buck. This is all about avoiding hostels, never once preparing a meal yourself and not even considering taking that two-for-one special on hamburgers down at the local grill.
Stack those dollar bills – it’s time to make it rain.
Get a Driver
No one in their right mind would rent a car when they’ve got stacks of cash, and you shouldn’t either. Let somebody else take the wheel and drive you to your hotel in style.
But even regular holiday goers will a taxi to take them to and from the airport, and you shouldn’t limit yourself to such standard vehicles.
Companies such as Blacklane as well as UberLUX allow you to book private chauffeurs with luxury vehicles to take you to your destination.
It’ll be more expensive than a regular taxi, but that’s the name of the game, isn’t it? Who wants a Toyota Corolla when you could be rolling in a Mercedes Benz C Class instead?
Book a Private Jet
Nothing, absolutely nothing, says “baller” more than a private jet. Not only is it pretty pricey to hire one, but you get the added benefit of skipping long lines at the airport and never having to worry about missing a connecting flight.
Dropping money on this type of thing is essential if you want to make your friends jealous and display a true indifference to the amount of money you’re spending. It’s also hassle-free if you go with a company like JetApp that lets you book a charter flight online in advance.
Stay in a 5-Star Hotel
Hostels? Please. A modest Airbnb? Move over. The only place to stay on a money bender is in the lap of luxury in a five-star hotel.
Forget sharing showers and bathrooms with an entire floor of other guests, for you to be a true baller you’ll want your own bathroom with a Jacuzzi, bathtub and a shower so large you can do sprints in it.
Egyptian linen should be on all the beds and your hand should constantly have a phone in it with a direct line to room service. Charge it? You bet.
Eat at a Michelin Star Restaurant
If you’ve got cash then eating at Burger King on your travels just won’t cut it. Instead, seek out a Michelin Star restaurant for some of the best possible wining and dining around. Lobster, caviar, abalone, Kobe beef – these are all staples when you’re eating like a king (or queen)!